Today I caught a furry mouse,
I called him Fuzzy Tim!
But when that mouse trap slammed so tight,
I guess that silenced him!
Poor Tim, poor Tim, I guess that silenced him!
Poor Tim, poor Tim, I guess that silenced him!
Vs 2.
Today I caught a wiggley worm,
I called him Brown And Yella!
But when I put him on a hook,
A fish ended the old fella!
Poor Yella, poor Yella . A fish ended the old fella!
Poor Yella , poor Yella. A fish ended the old fella!
Vs 3.
Today I caught a scaly fish.
I called him Red Fin Fred!
But as I ate him for my dinner.
Poor scaly Fred is dead!
Poor Fred, poor Fred, poor scaly Fred is dead!
Poor Fred, poor Fred, poor scaly Fred is dead!
Vs 3.
Today I caught a caterpillar,
I called him Rin Tin Tin!
Bu t when accidently I stepped on him,
He was looking rather thin!
Poor Rin, Tin Tin, He was looking rather thin!
Poor Rin, Tin Tin, He was looking rather thin!
Vs 4.
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Today I caught a buzzing bee…..(pause).
A BUZZING BEE!!!
Buzzzzzz.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz OUCH !!!
Poor me. Poor me, that buzzing bee stung me!
Poor me, Poor me, that buzzing bee stung me!
© Mark Bainbridge 1990