MR BASCUM [WOOF]
- Mark Bainbridge
- Mr Bascum
Well Mr.Bascum’s got big floppy ears.
And big brown eyes,
A long wet nose and four big leathery paws.
His coat is mainly black with touches of brown.
And his tail never stops wagging
From the moment I open the door….
Well he’s kind of big and he wears a frown
And he makes you think he will bite!
But he’s just a big show – off,
And even a bigger chicken,
When it comes to a fight!
Well, he’s quite strong, but you could roll him along.
That is unless he’s pulling you!
And he may look dumb but he’s kind’ a smart.
‘Cause he talks to me and he might to you,…
If he likes you! If he likes you!
Well we go for a walk nearly every night
To get our exercise!
Around the corner and four blocks up the hill
But if we see a cat, then the chase is on.
That may not seem strange,
But it is when the cat’s chasing you! – CH
There are many types of dogs
In this big, wide world
Too many for me to name
But Mr. Bascum is a special case you’ll agree
And although he’s not pedigree
Or a special show dog breed.
He’s the dog that comes in when I haven’t
Got a friend in sight!…. – CH
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